Kamsisbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating camel.

Kamsisbarn created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamsisbarn, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamsisbarn, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kamsisbarn's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kamsisbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Kamsisbarn loves moths, so they must be respected.