Tinmonsag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring coyote.

Tinmonsag created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tinmonsag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tinmonsag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tinmonsag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tinmonsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tinmonsag.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.