Nigrenbot is a god.
It takes the form of a small, amazing
yak.
Nigrenbot created Europe five million years ago.
If you believe in
Nigrenbot, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Nigrenbot, it will send you a sign.
Nigrenbot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Nigrenbot's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Learn eight new languages a year.
3. Hide from pink gulls for they are unholy.
4. Nigrenbot loves sheep, so they must be honoured.
5. Never feed garlic to monkeys while wearing mauve shirts.