Nigrenbot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing yak.

Nigrenbot created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Nigrenbot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigrenbot, it will send you a sign.

Nigrenbot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Nigrenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Hide from pink gulls for they are unholy.

4. Nigrenbot loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Never feed garlic to monkeys while wearing mauve shirts.