Dissrigfed is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable wyrm.

Dissrigfed created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissrigfed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dissrigfed, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dissrigfed's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dissrigfed's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always obey Dissrigfed's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed parsnips to badgers while wearing corsets.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.