Dissrigfed is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable
wyrm.
Dissrigfed created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissrigfed, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Dissrigfed, it will destroy your favourite star.
Dissrigfed's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Dissrigfed's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always obey Dissrigfed's priests.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never feed parsnips to badgers while wearing corsets.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.