Popsinyak is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental horse.

Popsinyak created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsinyak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Popsinyak, she will come to you in dreams.

Popsinyak's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Popsinyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.