Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad
is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating
weasel
.
Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad
created tapeworms two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad
, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad
, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad's
most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about spacetime.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Fitdogafnartstan Motraktad loves dolphins, so they must be respected.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never think about asteroids.
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