Cetdossyok is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty weasel.

Cetdossyok created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdossyok, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cetdossyok, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cetdossyok's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cetdossyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cetdossyok in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help sick frogs.