Kamab Hundanhotbat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate slug.

Kamab Hundanhotbat created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamab Hundanhotbat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kamab Hundanhotbat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Kamab Hundanhotbat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kamab Hundanhotbat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never feed figs to dolphins while wearing shorts.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.