Loopcunlad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, quiet faun.

Loopcunlad created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopcunlad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Loopcunlad, he will be very sad.

Loopcunlad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Loopcunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.