Rigflamspag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless alligator.

Rigflamspag created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigflamspag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rigflamspag, it will be very unhappy.

Rigflamspag's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rigflamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

3. Put Rigflamspag first in all things.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not commit murder.