Appdussrotvol is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong narwhal.

Appdussrotvol created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Appdussrotvol, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Appdussrotvol, he will turn you into a duck.

Appdussrotvol's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Appdussrotvol's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to ants while wearing indigo trousers.

5. Do not listen to music.