Nakcuntetti is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous toad.

Nakcuntetti created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakcuntetti, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nakcuntetti, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nakcuntetti's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Nakcuntetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never bounce in holy places.