Fedlinhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, temperamental skunk.

Fedlinhug created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedlinhug, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fedlinhug, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fedlinhug's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fedlinhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear pink shoes.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near swans while wearing black trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

5. Always help sick snakes.