Bimrenfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest owl.

Bimrenfet created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrenfet, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bimrenfet, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bimrenfet's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bimrenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bimrenfet first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never feed grapes to gulls while wearing corsets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.