Kemrilvig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent mole.

Kemrilvig created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemrilvig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kemrilvig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kemrilvig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kemrilvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.