Veengubgofdimponsab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful wolf.

Veengubgofdimponsab created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veengubgofdimponsab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Veengubgofdimponsab, he will torture you forever.

Veengubgofdimponsab's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Veengubgofdimponsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.