Cepgovpon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain coyote.

Cepgovpon created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Cepgovpon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepgovpon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cepgovpon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cepgovpon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never feed spinach to swans while wearing green dresses.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.