Sigyokvon is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, benevolent mink.

Sigyokvon created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigyokvon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sigyokvon, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sigyokvon's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Sigyokvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Never talk about optics near frogs while wearing mauve dresses.