Likyargem Cussnading Vilkindab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fast mole.

Likyargem Cussnading Vilkindab created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Likyargem Cussnading Vilkindab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Likyargem Cussnading Vilkindab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Likyargem Cussnading Vilkindab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Likyargem Cussnading Vilkindab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Run away from fawn monkeys, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.