Yakgutweenarl is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate jaguar.

Yakgutweenarl created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakgutweenarl, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yakgutweenarl, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yakgutweenarl's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yakgutweenarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must pray to Yakgutweenarl three times a day.