Nanstergan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil hydra.

Nanstergan created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanstergan, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nanstergan, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nanstergan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Nanstergan's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt foxes.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.