Getmadtom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful pigeon.

Getmadtom created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Getmadtom, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Getmadtom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Getmadtom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Getmadtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing fawn tights and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.