Kadflatpin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful goblin.

Kadflatpin created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadflatpin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kadflatpin, it will think nothing of it.

Kadflatpin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Kadflatpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Retreat if six voles approach from the west.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.