Tadfubtan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless shark.

Tadfubtan created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadfubtan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tadfubtan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tadfubtan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Tadfubtan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never hurt doves.