Wegsitbut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical rhinoceros.

Wegsitbut created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegsitbut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wegsitbut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wegsitbut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wegsitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.