Fonmutnel is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, all-knowing otter.

Fonmutnel created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonmutnel, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonmutnel, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Fonmutnel's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fonmutnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. You must never eat lentils.