Dapnull is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective bear.

Dapnull created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapnull, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dapnull, it will curse you with boils.

Dapnull's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dapnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about geese.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Hide from black bats for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not keep six voles in a large pit.