Jipbanyok is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, proud goblin.

Jipbanyok created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbanyok, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jipbanyok, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jipbanyok's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jipbanyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never write about dark energy.