Parkbushog is a god.

It takes the form of a large, emotional otter.

Parkbushog created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbushog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkbushog, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Parkbushog's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Parkbushog's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms magenta.

2. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing orange stockings and balancing seven lead spheres on your head.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to shrews while wearing brown dresses.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.