Fliscubfun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, overgenerous donkey.

Fliscubfun created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliscubfun, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fliscubfun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fliscubfun's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fliscubfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Fliscubfun five times a day.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics.