Bethimdim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty mink.

Bethimdim created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bethimdim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bethimdim, it will turn you into a tree.

Bethimdim's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bethimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Run away if six rats approach from the west.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not take Bethimdim's name in vain.

5. Never mention voles.