Bagbomdit Dadrowtan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless wyvern.

Bagbomdit Dadrowtan created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagbomdit Dadrowtan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagbomdit Dadrowtan, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bagbomdit Dadrowtan's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bagbomdit Dadrowtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bagbomdit Dadrowtan.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Always wear brown.