Caphudmum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful beaver.

Caphudmum created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caphudmum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Caphudmum, she will turn you into a rock.

Caphudmum's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Caphudmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue kilts.

2. Caphudmum loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near moths while wearing gray rings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.