Dogvabpark is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil
hyena.
Dogvabpark created a photon six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dogvabpark, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Dogvabpark, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Dogvabpark's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Dogvabpark's Holy Commandments1. Always wear indigo.
2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
4. Never write about special relativity.
5. Do not make images of living things.