Jarntagrak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind fly.

Jarntagrak created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarntagrak, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jarntagrak, she will come to you in dreams.

Jarntagrak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Jarntagrak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jarntagrak.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Jarntagrak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Hide if nine geese approach from the south.