Fadlopnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident lobster.

Fadlopnur created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Fadlopnur, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadlopnur, she will be very unhappy.

Fadlopnur's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fadlopnur's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadlopnur.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.