Zengidhakxen is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent crab.

Zengidhakxen created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zengidhakxen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zengidhakxen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zengidhakxen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Zengidhakxen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Zengidhakxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if nine ants approach from the east.

5. Never write about cell theory.