Flignillpit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, smart dugong.

Flignillpit created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Flignillpit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flignillpit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Flignillpit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Flignillpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Run away if eight doves approach from the east.