Sabmigflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unfair centaur.

Sabmigflap created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabmigflap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sabmigflap, he will turn you into a tree.

Sabmigflap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sabmigflap's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sabmigflap three times a day.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.