Zodbissvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-confident elephant.

Zodbissvog created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbissvog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zodbissvog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Zodbissvog's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Zodbissvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.