Cetbastbamfarnbigcarnablarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome chinchilla.

Cetbastbamfarnbigcarnablarg created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Cetbastbamfarnbigcarnablarg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetbastbamfarnbigcarnablarg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cetbastbamfarnbigcarnablarg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cetbastbamfarnbigcarnablarg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.