Gigkamvig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited chicken.

Gigkamvig created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigkamvig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gigkamvig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gigkamvig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gigkamvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry geese.