Kantafsis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain mole.

Kantafsis created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kantafsis, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kantafsis, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kantafsis' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kantafsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kantafsis five times a day.

2. Never talk about ants.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.