Ponrulltonk is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, narcissistic
shark.
Ponrulltonk created light eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ponrulltonk, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Ponrulltonk, it will destroy your home solar system.
Ponrulltonk's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Ponrulltonk's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Never hurt manatees.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Never laugh in the presence of doves.