Sitsig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering spider.

Sitsig created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitsig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sitsig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sitsig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sitsig's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sitsig.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Retreat if eight seals approach from the east.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near gulls while wearing mauve tights and balancing three titanium spheres on your head.