Binpogvoljad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident cobra.

Binpogvoljad created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binpogvoljad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binpogvoljad, he will destroy your home planet.

Binpogvoljad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Binpogvoljad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Binpogvoljad.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.