Bepbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating centipede.

Bepbim created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bepbim, he will not care.

Bepbim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bepbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about special relativity.