Babmotgovpakyognurt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, calm crane.

Babmotgovpakyognurt created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Babmotgovpakyognurt, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Babmotgovpakyognurt, she will be very sad.

Babmotgovpakyognurt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Babmotgovpakyognurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to nematodes while wearing boots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near voles while wearing orange skirts and balancing six nickel spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.