Mutdodyog is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty badger.

Mutdodyog created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdodyog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutdodyog, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mutdodyog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mutdodyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.