Mutdodyog is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty
badger.
Mutdodyog created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mutdodyog, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Mutdodyog, he will turn you into a puffin.
Mutdodyog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Mutdodyog's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick porpoises.
2. Never eat coconuts.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.