Vegflighak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring crab.

Vegflighak created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegflighak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vegflighak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vegflighak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Vegflighak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick swans.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Vegflighak in the centre of the settlement.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegflighak.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Always stare at clouds.